I gotta tell you this unbelievable story:

There is this lady trying to extort my DVD from me in exchange for posting her pictures on my website. Even though I have never bartered, paid, or promised anything to anyone (including her) in exchange for posting pictures on my site, this woman has convinced herself that her pictures are SO SPECIAL that surely she deserves a free DVD.

If you don’t believe that, you also won’t believe that she has threatened to sue me in Small Claims Court based on a verbal agreement we never had and damages she never sustained! All because she doesn’t want to pay $29.95 for my DVD! I guess I should be flattered that she wants my DVD so bad. What do you think?